WARNING eCom + Info Product Brands: >500 checkouts p month? If so, read on...

Book $18k-98k in New Checkouts with Conversion Emails + Landing Pages that Almost Force Your List to Click BUY

In Less Than 75 Days. Or You Pay Nothing.

>> Yep. Turns out getting people's emails and selling still works TOO well!

>> You won't need to login to Klaviyo, Mailchimp, or whatever tool for email ever again.

>> Performance-Based pricing. And--it's a split test. You don't have to change anything.

WARNING eCom + Info Product Brands:

>500 checkouts p month? If so, read on...

Book $18k-98k in New Checkouts with Conversion Emails + Landing Pages that Almost Force Your List to Click BUY

In Less Than 75 Days. Or You Pay Nothing.

>> Yep. Turns out getting people's emails

and selling to them still works TOO well!

>> You won't need to login to Klaviyo, Mailchimp, or whatever tool for email ever again.

>> Performance-Based pricing. And--it's a split test.

You don't have to change anything.

Getting Results Like THESE (Or You Don't Pay!)

$252,430 in New Revenue; ALL Performance-Based

"We've been working with Juan and he's helped us to generate over one million dollars in pipeline, $250,000 in revenue... I highly recommend working with him."

--Daniel Asraf, Head of Marketing for Montopay

"Seriously.

Conversions from email are no longer "easy" and definitely not something you can just "figure out in-house."

Yet if you do it right... it is the single most powerful and immediate lever you can pull to feed your business.

Unfortunately most eCom brands and coaches leave up to 41%+ addl. revenue on the table by not dialing in email + SMS to subscribers and customers.

Why? It's usually one of these reasons...

1. You're simply not sending regular emails outside of SKU updates or seasonal sales. (you know if this is you)

2. You ARE sending emails, but not nearly enough. Afraid your subscribers will get annoyed? (they won't)

3. Your emails fail to build a buying relationship. (you are likely educating, entertaining OR selling. But your brand needs all 3)

4. Your emails are well-written but not well-researched, so you don't push your subscribers' covert "hot buttons" that make them SMASH the checkout button.

5. Your emails aren't getting delivered to primary inbox. Whoops!

Juan Andres Medina

Shows stores and coaches how to raise their MRR using email + SMS--totally hands off.

Interviewed by the respected Copywriting.org

If any of these sound like you, here's what you probably aren't doing and losing you orders:

  • What subscribers actually want to read from you--that they wouldn't admit to online.

  • How spam filters can be sliced, diced, and finessed out of your campaigns.

  • The secret behind the "Golden Ratio" method to gain your subscribers' attention, respect, and PURCHASES with just a few messages.

  • A total "I should have thought of that!" reason why your inoffensive educational emails are getting deleted.

  • The PT Barnum Way to get an unusual level of attention from seemingly ordinary emails.

 

  • How to double or triple your email broadcast frequency WITHOUT SPAMMING--more bang for your content buck.

  • 6 Foolproof Ways to design your emails so that they show off your brand AND convert new orders.

  • How to "reverse engineer" your best content into winning emails, and then your best emails into your NEW best content. (nail this one and you'll be idea self-sufficient)

  • How the very best (and almost fully jaded) email writers come up with a seemingly infinite well of ideas for content.

  • The "Teddy Roosevelt" PR trick to always stay on your subscribers' good sides!

  • How to get your texts read and NOT deleted or flagged as SPAM.

  • What you can steal from Twitch streamers with millions of followers to double your orders from emails and text.

  • A gold mine of 1% and PROVEN subject lines, email headings, CTAs--all from one source available at your local supermarket!

  • Why 75 days--or much less--is more than soon enough to generate $21k-$110k more per month from your conversion efforts...

  • And so much more...

Want All These Power Ups

For Your Order Conversions?

You can either:

1) Hire me to write your emails + text and manage your entire list. With a FULL PERFORMANCE GUARANTEE if you don't hit our agreed-on revenue goals, to eliminate your risk. Note that this includes addl. work I need to do to succeed like researching your target market like a private detective (or spiritual medium of email) and potentially cleaning/activating/de-spamming your list for deliverability. You keep that no matter what.

2) Have me share the missing gaps in your email + SMS setup. As well as your landing pages. For free. I mean, it IS called a "Free Consultation" isn't it? Not every brand I talk to is a fit--whether they're too early to invest, too far along for me to help beyond some missing fixes, having their product not fit my areas of copy expertise, or their audience be a group I totally cannot relate to. (Some examples include: women's purses, "wearables," religious offers, and jewelry.)

So.

If you book a free consultation, you can evaluate a 100% guaranteed revenue improvement to your email list revenue (as a SPLIT TEST too. No need to change what you're doing to see the impact) or you can get consulting that could make you $1000s in a week more than you are today, for free.

And did I forget to mention? If you book and are even moderately curious, you can request email samples to test in your email sender right then and there--totally included.

That way, you can really gauge how I might align with your audience BEFORE trying. No more signing up for a service and then see it doesn't fit your brand.

Anyway. Here is your button to schedule a free consultation and see what's possible with your retention and email. (totally guaranteed--or you don't pay.)

Getting Results Like THESE (Or You Don't Pay!)

$252,430 in New Revenue; ALL Performance-Based

"We've been working with Juan and he's helped us to generate over one million dollars in pipeline, $250,000 in revenue... I highly recommend working with him."

--Daniel Asraf, Head of Marketing for Montopay

"Seriously.

Conversions from email are no longer "easy" and definitely not something you can just "figure out in-house."

Yet if you do it right... it is the single most powerful and immediate lever you can pull to feed your business.

Unfortunately most eCom brands and coaches leave up to 41%+ addl. revenue on the table by not dialing in email + SMS to subscribers and customers.

Why? It's usually one of these reasons...

1. You're simply not sending regular emails outside of SKU updates or seasonal sales. (you know if this is you)

2. You ARE sending emails, but not nearly enough. Afraid your subscribers will get annoyed? (they won't)

3. Your emails fail to build a buying relationship. (you are likely educating, entertaining OR selling. But your brand needs all 3)

4. Your emails are well-written but not well-researched, so you don't push your subscribers' covert "hot buttons" that make them SMASH the checkout button.

5. Your emails aren't getting delivered to primary inbox. Whoops!

Juan Andres Medina

Shows stores and coaches how to raise their MRR using email + SMS--totally hands off.

Interviewed by the respected Copywriting.org

If any of these sound like you, here's what you probably aren't doing and losing you orders:

  • What subscribers actually want to read from you--that they wouldn't admit to online.

  • How spam filters can be sliced, diced, and finessed out of your campaigns.

  • The secret behind the "Golden Ratio" method to gain your subscribers' attention, respect, and PURCHASES with just a few messages.

  • A total "I should have thought of that!" reason why your inoffensive educational emails are getting deleted.

  • The PT Barnum Way to get an unusual level of attention from seemingly ordinary emails.

 

  • How to double or triple your email broadcast frequency WITHOUT SPAMMING--more bang for your content buck.

  • 6 Foolproof Ways to design your emails so that they show off your brand AND convert new orders.

  • How to "reverse engineer" your best content into winning emails, and then your best emails into your NEW best content. (nail this one and you'll be idea self-sufficient)

  • How the very best (and almost fully jaded) email writers come up with a seemingly infinite well of ideas for content.

  • The "Teddy Roosevelt" PR trick to always stay on your subscribers' good sides!

  • How to get your texts read and NOT deleted or flagged as SPAM.

  • What you can steal from Twitch streamers with millions of followers to double your orders from emails and text.

  • A gold mine of 1% and PROVEN subject lines, email headings, CTAs--all from one source available at your local supermarket!

  • Why 75 days--or much less--is more than soon enough to generate $21k-$110k more per month from your conversion efforts...

  • And so much more...

Want All These Power Ups

For Your Order Conversions?

You can either:

1) Hire me to write your emails + text and manage your entire list. With a FULL PERFORMANCE GUARANTEE if you don't hit our agreed-on revenue goals, to eliminate your risk. Note that this includes addl. work I need to do to succeed like researching your target market like a private detective (or spiritual medium of email) and potentially cleaning/activating/de-spamming your list for deliverability. You keep that no matter what.

2) Have me share the missing gaps in your email + SMS setup. As well as your landing pages. For free. I mean, it IS called a "Free Consultation" isn't it? Not every brand I talk to is a fit--whether they're too early to invest, too far along for me to help beyond some missing fixes, having their product not fit my areas of copy expertise, or their audience be a group I totally cannot relate to. (Some examples include: women's purses, "wearables," religious offers, and jewelry.)

So.

If you book a free consultation, you can evaluate a 100% guaranteed revenue improvement to your email list revenue (as a SPLIT TEST too. No need to change what you're doing to see the impact) or you can get consulting that could make you $1000s in a week more than you are today, for free.

And did I forget to mention? If you book and are even moderately curious, you can request email samples to test in your email sender right then and there--totally included.

That way, you can really gauge how I might align with your audience BEFORE trying. No more signing up for a service and then see it doesn't fit your brand.

Anyway. Here is your button to schedule a free consultation and see what's possible with your retention and email. (totally guaranteed--or you don't pay.)

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